Category: Humor

Lexophile

“Lexophile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year’s winning submission is…

Lil’ Funnies. . .

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?” Larry replied, “I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?” ______________________________ _____________ A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did my intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well,…

The Robot

A father buys a robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night.  The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, “I did some schoolwork.” The robot slaps the son. The son says, “ok, ok.  I was at a friends house watching movies.” Dad asks, “What movie…