Judy married Ted; they had thirteen healthy children.
Sadly, Ted died.
She married again, and she & Bob had seven more lovely children.
Bob was tragically killed in a terrible car accident twelve years later.
Judy remarried a third time, and this time, she & John had five more fine children.
Judy finally died after having twenty-five wonderful children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they are finally together.”
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: “Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”
Margaret replied: “I think he means her legs, Ethel!”