A Senior Tax Return

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2013  back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many  dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the  question:”List all dependents?”

I replied: 12 million illegal  immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on  food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”
1 useless  President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP  ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?


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