Some Funny Crazy Thoughts . . .

Hmmm

  • If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
  • If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • So what’s the speed of dark?
  • If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
  • Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
  • Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
  • Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
  • Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
  • How come abbreviated is such a long word?
  • If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
  • Why are they called buildings, when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
  • Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
  • If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
  • If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
  • Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
  • If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
  • How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
  • Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
  • If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

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