Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claus!
Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.