Funny One Liners. . .

Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark! – Author Unknown

They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning. – Clint Eastwood

I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures! – Author Unknown

Whoever said ‘nothings impossible’ never tried to nail jell-o to a tree. – Lisa Bryant

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. – Author Unknown

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. – Oscar Wilde

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. – Author Unknown

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. – Author Unknown

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. – Laurence J Peter

Humor is like a frog. If you dissect it, it dies. – Mark Twain

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