Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark! – Author Unknown
They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning. – Clint Eastwood
I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures! – Author Unknown
Whoever said ‘nothings impossible’ never tried to nail jell-o to a tree. – Lisa Bryant
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. – Author Unknown
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. – Oscar Wilde
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. – Author Unknown
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. – Author Unknown
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. – Laurence J Peter
Humor is like a frog. If you dissect it, it dies. – Mark Twain
