FUNNY SHORT MEMOS . . .

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
The Unicorns

 Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

 Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada

 Dear Yahoo,
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…
Sincerely,
Google

 Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea… Just kidding! They’re all dead.
Sincerely,
BP

 Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God

 Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain….no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

 Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman

 Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there
because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans

 Dear White People,
Don’t you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans

 Dear Man,
It’s cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant

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