What if MEN got PREGNANT!

~ Maternity leave would last for two years….with full pay.
~There would be a cure for stretch marks.
~Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
~Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
~All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
~Children would be kept in the hospital until potty trained.
~Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
~They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
~Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
~Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
~They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
~Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
~Women would rule the world.

  One thought on “What if MEN got PREGNANT!

  1. Eva
    October 16, 2012 at 11:44 am

    If motherhood were easy, men would do it 🙂

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