Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn’t it be easier to just hire taller dancers?
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
