A few Chuckles . . .

 

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Meet Finnegan

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This is my new best buddy, Finnegan (Finn for short).  He is an 11 month old Great Dane who already weighs 125 lbs.  He is off being trained right now as he was just too much for me.  Walking was being dragged and he loved to jump on me.  He is quite the velcro pal and loves to cuddle.  He is a brindlequin and has the markings of a tiger and one brown eye and one blue eye.  I’m thinking he may top out at about 150 lbs.

This is Finn with his roomie Kaya.  Kaya was a stray that my son brought to us a few years ago and has been a wonderful addition to the family.  I had a breeder tell me she was a full bred Belgian Malinois!  She is very smart.

This is Finn with his trainer Erin.  She is wonderful with him.

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I will pick him up on the 30th after being trained for 2 weeks.  I sure do miss him!  Any other dane parents out there?

 

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Some more little funnies!

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Work

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Lexophile

“Lexophile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.

This year’s winning submission is posted at the very end.

.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

.. The batteries were given out free of charge.

.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

.. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

.. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.

.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.

.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.

And the cream of the twisted crop:

.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

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Geography Lesson

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Bible Funnies

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