Colonoscopies

Colonoscopies are no joke, but a physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: Take it easy Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before. ‘Find Amelia Earhart yet?’ ‘Can you hear me NOW?’ ‘Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?’…

Older Generation Texting Codes

ATD – at the doctor. BFF – best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT – bring your own teeth. FWIW – forgot where I was. GGPBL – gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA – got heartburn again. IMHO – is my hearing aid on? LMDO -laughing my dentures out. OMMR – on my massage recliner. WIWYA – when I…

Words. . .

I love and hate these words at the same time!